According to K., food on a face is cool. He doesn't care if he has ketchup, ice cream, or clumps of pasta. It apparently adds character.
The drips from his face do not bother him. But, finally, something actually phased his pretty little face.
It turns out, ice cream mixed with sand from your hands is not fun. It means that you should start spitting everywhere. You should run mischievously toward your unsuspecting mother and spit on her. Then, you should try to rub off your sandy, ice cream covered hands on your shirt and her dress. Finally, as she is chasing you with a wipe to try and remedy the situation, you should again, fall flat in the sand until your entire being is covered in a sticky mess making her regret the ice cream and the beach all together.
But, once you are cleaned up, you should go and find something else to get into and put all over your face. Because, it really isn't all that bad, it's the cool thing to do.
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